Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

shplabam

an exclamation normally used in poker after winning a hand that seemed impossible

i just got a straight. SHPLABAM!

dooker

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

Spar

24 hour shop for purchasing booze, fags to go with your draw and monster munch during a smoke up.

"Oi Clit, I'm going to the 24 hour Spar to get 10 fags"

bartha

a young, trendy, slender gay male

be careful, that lounge is full of bartha's on friday nights.

bartha

(adjective) Of or in accord with the latest look or fashion of the young gay urban male elite

Oh my, he is looking incredibly bartha tonight.