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A euphemism to describe someone extremely tall.
Jim is hella foot.
Karen is like, hella foot ten.
A nuanced way to express that you want to throw yourself off a cliff.
Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
James: I burnt the pasta.
Becky: Cliff vibes.
(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.
Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.
Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."
Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.
(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.
A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.
The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.
the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.
Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.
Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.
(n.) a personality that conveys significant trust fund assets.
Heir auras cluster at parties to observe each other with their heads tilted upwards at 3°-angles. Luscious flowing hair, a relaxed stare and a tan from St. Belvedere are common traits among heir auras. Appear to be on vacation at all times of the year.
In his sleep, the heir aura muttered "my father's wealth is hefty” and spooned a family heirloom.