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While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.
Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.
Someone who can eat large amounts of food at a rapid pace.
He must have a flip top head because he can shovel in that bowl of pasta.
Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.
When a guy acts like a complete moron
A guy who mistakes crazy glue for eye drops is an epic ding-boofus
Even though I lost all of my money on the slots, I'm SOL that is was my dead uncle's money that I used.
One thing you can say about my man is that he is a fucking SOL.