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Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).

"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"

by Obsidian November 20, 2002


samid

King light $kin realist nigga in the game

KL$ (Samid) will fuck yo bitch

by Obsidian June 09, 2017


Prune

See Proon by Obsidian.

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005


Proon

Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..

Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.

Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.

Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.

Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.

Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!

Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.



Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!

by Obsidian April 24, 2005


Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 23, 2004


NOS

An acranom for the company Nitrous Oxyside System. Nothing else. Not nawwss. It a companies name. A ricer's last resort in an argument.

"dood whatz NOS stand for?)

by Obsidian November 20, 2002


spite

An internal fealing of extreme hatred and on ocasions other emotions at the same time (envy, fobia, more hatred). In most ocasions spite can cous psychopathy, an urge to hurt, an urge to kill, a deathwish or simply loosing consiousness and regaining it at a random place (police station, hospital, graveyard, friends house, dumpster, etc) covored with blood and with a very sharp object in one hand.

note: spite is much more as hatred, in the same mannar as love is much more tha likence

Spite coused jimmy to go insane and sloughter his classroom with an ak-47

by obsidian January 20, 2005