When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.
Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.
Ogre porn.
(At least according to Anthony Padilla)
Not to be confused with OP meaning "overpowered".
"Damn, this gun is OP!"
"Ogre porn?"
"No, OP - 'overpowered'!"
"No, I'm pretty sure it means ogre porn - trust me, I frequented many Shrek forums in my day."
The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.
"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"
A curse word to use when you can't think of a horrible enough word to describe something really awful.
"These games, these fuckin' games are… scunt! Oh yeah… it's that bad."
The act of getting your F on by kicking your partner in his ass while eating Doritos.
"I brought some Doritos - ready for some rough kickfucking?"
"Chris, if I find out you ate my fish & chips, I'm gonna knock you right in the tigglies!"
The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.
"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie