i'm so tired

A phrase that Jeff says to express his lack of rest

Aaron: What's new?
Jeff: I'm so tiiiiiiiirred!

i'm so poor

A phrase that Jeff says in a whiny tone expressing his poverty

Aaron: Get this new gadget!
Jeff: But I'm so poooooooooorrrrrrrrr!

cinerom

A crappy ass theater in Torrington and Winsted CT, featuring stale popcorn, expensive drinks and candy, horrible seating, small screens, and outrageous pricing

Holy shit Cinerom sucks!

shitpod

What the iPod should have been named, due to its outrageous price and lack of features

iPod sucks balls man!