ASS

according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.

Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha

DGAS

Abbreviation of Dont Give A Shit. The lazy, not-caring persons motto. Can be used in different ways eg:
1) instead of saying 'I dont give a shit'
2) as a verb
3) a random exclamation

1) 'I got so drunk last night'
'really, well DGAS, its not that interesting'

2) 'I dont want to go to school today, lets DGAS it'

3) 'DGAS!'