ASS

according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.

Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha

ASS

ASS, which can be known as Side Side Angle in Geometry.

It's only used when you want to be the class clown in math class.

Teacher: Alright class, here we have SSS, SAS, ASA, and AAS.
Student: What about ASS?
Class: *Laughing*
Teacher: I need a raise.

ASS

This word can also be used as an acronym in a sentence.

ASS = Always Seducing and Sexy.

My Girlfriend is ASS.

ASS

An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".

Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS.
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!

ASS

a rude person

That guy was such an ass

ASS

anti-shit simulator

a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer.
your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats.
you have a fine peice of ass.

i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass

ASS

after sex smoke...
when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch

After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...