pseudoship

It's when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. It's when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. It's usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you're in the pseudoship with.

I love pseudoships because I'd rather have the potential of some than the reality of most.

Cullaz

Slang for being gangsta, coming from the association gangs have with their respective colors.

Did you see Robert Duvall in that movie? He was cullaz!

Shitler

I woman who is so demanding that she comes off as a dictator. Derived from the combination of "she" & "Hitler."

My girlfriend is always telling me what to do. She's such a shitler.

Sigoth

An abbreviation for "significant other."

Oh, you've been seeing them a lot lately. Are they your sigoth?

overdating

When a person is romantically involved with someone who is far more physically attractive than theirself.

John is so ugly, he's lucky to be overdating with Julie.