farpiss

To fart while pissing.

"I farpissed in Borders."

Frapes

(1) Fake grapes.
(2) Fake drapes.
(3) Frat jocks.

"Lindsay has some nice frapes in a bowl on her kitchen counter."

"Mike and the other frapes of Sigma Kappa Pi went swimming in the fountain after the football game."

zombie

somebody who doesn't like to be hugged.

"You can't love on Jenny, she's a zombie!"