suck at the Constitution

To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.

Hey judge, that verdict is crap! You suck at the Constitution!

consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.

James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.