1) To club with a firm, yet slightly flexible object.
2) Mythical dolphin featured in the ancient art of tae kwon dolphin.
1) I slubbed her with my penis. (see: cock slub)
2) Slub the dolphin trained hard to master the difficult reverse tail sequence of blows.
A mythical place where great heroes live, as close as possible to living with the gods.
Only the finest hoes can be found in Tralee. The beer floweth like wine, and the wine floweth like the beer, and both floweth pretty damn freely. The fun never stoppeth, the spelling is archaic, and the grammar be flexible. Hooray!
To slap another persons face with an erect penis.
I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.
Most senior african american business partner.
Pimp these hoes? Fo' shizzle mah main nizzle!
(abbr) Laughing Out Pretty Loud.
A distinctive LOL, but nicer sounding and can be heard from 500m away. Invented by Reenz.
Reenz and Tigger were 'strodinary drunk, and Tigger bounced high up into the air and landed on his head, Reenz LOPLed. "Tiggers are 'strodinary bad bouncers when pished", Tigger sighed. Reenz had another LOPL.
Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.
A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.
A dolphin renowned for its skill in the martial art tae kwon dolphin, Slub is a lethargic yet lethal killing machine.
In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.
And Behold! Slub didst battle like a tornado of water. And whereupon all dust had settled, none did prevail but Slub of Tralee.