drain my liver

to pee, to urinate

I need to go out to drain my liver.

kicking me in the pills

1. To kick in the balls.

Even if you know Kung-Fu, I would recommend not kicking me in the pills, alright?

throw me a lie

to lie, to say a lie

Ok, common now, throw me a lie!

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

tap my kidney

to pee, to urinate

After so much beer I need to tap my kidney.

lesborific

sexy-looking, attractive, a girl phisically desired by another girl.

Three friends talking:
Mike: Linda looks terrific tonight!
John: She looks sexy to me, too.

Jane: Yeah, (with envy) she looks lesborific to me!