checkmated

When there are five urinals and number 1 and 4 are occupied, you certainly find yourself in a confused situation.

Sally : What took you so long in the toilet?
Tom : I had to wait for a while, I was checkmated!

failu

Forever Always I Love You
A person who no matter how many times have failed but you can't stop loving them. You love them unconditionally

Hey why are you upset, you're my failu