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What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.
I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.
Something billionaire CEOs give to their employees after raging that their poor decisions caused their stock to tank.
Stock is down 70% YTD! Stop coasting and get back to work with increased intensity so we can get it back up!
Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.
BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!
The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.
There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!
What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.
I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.
When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.
I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?
15 billion. The amount that the company Meta spent on creating the first version of their gateway to their Metaverse, Horizon Worlds. Andrew "Boz" Bosworth runs the Reality Labs division of Meta, where Horizon Worlds was produced, hence the word is prefixed "boz".
The $1 bozillion dollars we spent to bring Nintendo Miis to Virtual Reality was totally worth it!