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The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.
Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.
It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum
Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.
The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.
Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.
An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto
Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer involving a transvestites only you blame liberals for making you do it when you're done.
There are some places in Missouri where a Poor Gaddy is a way of life