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pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand

How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com April 29, 2004


take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable

'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 14, 2004


nippleless dick tits

slang in the medical industry for testicles

the doctor will see you now regarding your nippleless dick tits, sir

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com September 20, 2005


hogtied

what the boys in blue do to you when you are uncooperative. handcuff your ankles to your wrists, and carry you off like a suitcase.

i saw a tweeker fighting the cops at the gas station. he got the shit beat out of him, zapped 3 times by the phasers, then finally hogtied and taken away by the medics. it was good times.

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 22, 2004


sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com May 15, 2004


ogreasm

When an ogre has an orgasm

When the Jolly Green Giant ogreasm'd it was green.

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com May 06, 2004


baldwell

A common Idaho slang term for Caldwell, Idaho, due to it's dominant population of Hispanics.

A hardcore Cholo typically has the baggy look, many tattoos and a shaved head hence BALDwell

by raywuzhere@hotmail.com October 17, 2007