ogreasm

When an ogre has an orgasm

When the Jolly Green Giant ogreasm'd it was green.

Ogreasm

When you get an orgasm from shrek.

I got an Ogreasm while watching shrek.

Ogreasm

ōɡər/azəm

When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.

"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"

"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"

"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"