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RME

RME is an acronym for the term Rolling My Eyes.

Some people have been known to Laugh Out Loud (lol) and Shake My Head (smh) at posts, but Rolling My Eyes (rme) is another form of expression people have when reading certain posts and should be used as such.

by real-diculous September 08, 2011


Prosexional

To be very proficient and highly skilled at sexual intercourse.

"Oh my, Stacy. Jim rocked my world in bed last night! He is a real prosexional in the way he handles me."

by real-diculous March 19, 2013


postable

A term, phrase, or event worthy of and suitable for posting to a social networking web site.

LOL, that was a hilarious story, totally postable!

by real-diculous December 28, 2012


fauxlder

A prop, ideally a manila folder, used to carry in and around the office to give the illusion that work is being done when there is really nothing in it.

"I'm not in the mood to file all these receipts today.. Think I'll take a stroll around the building with my fauxlder instead."

by real-diculous March 28, 2013


DiFS

DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.

Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.

by real-diculous November 01, 2011


Sexta

Sexta is the perverted version of Santa Claus, who instead of coming to leave presents, he comes to have sex with moms.

"Ok, kids, better get to bed because you don't want Santa not to come…(and mommy doesn't want Sexta to not come make her cum…)"

by real-diculous January 16, 2016


GTF Outta Here

An acronym/phrase for Get The F*ck Outta Here.

"No way! Mary won the lottery?! GTF outta here! That's great!"

"You want me to type all those reports? GTF outta here. I don't think so."

by real-diculous November 30, 2011