dead beat daddy

A dad that is a dead beat

Man, that husband is one dead beat daddy

Delta Omega Gamma

D.O.G. A really ugly person.

He is the president of the Delta Omega Gamma Fraternity.

dodgem

another word for dodgy, creepy, suspicious

averil is such a dodgem

yank bank

A place in your mind where you store images so that later you can think of the images and masterbate to them... therefore calling it the yank bank!

I'm gonna go pull one from the yank bank!

barbie

A doll that many women wish they could look like, but is too stupid to realize that Barbie is not real.

Barbie was pissed when she caught Skipper giving a blowjob to Ken. She kicked Skipper's ass, dumped Ken and decided to stay at her best friend, Christie's house.

shiznit

general term denoting "shit" i.e. stuff

Give me back my shiznit!

glory-hole

n. A hole in a bathroom of a truck stop where anonymous oral sex received.

I work at a glory-hole