shit cloud

when you mow the lawn and you run over a pile of very dry dog shit you end up walking right through the essence of shit in this reekish puff

man yesterday i was cutting the grass for old Ms. Leanne and she definitely hasn't scooped in a while, there were shit clouds all over the place!

spedaddle

to simultaneously speed and skedaddle out of any given location or situation

the entire rust conversation wasn't exactly my cup of tea, so i just spedaddled