Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.

Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit

Haw, well shit

To express disappointment when something goes wrong.

Me: I’m downloading that cool new game today!
Random dude: Its not out yet…
Me: Seriously? Haw, well shit.

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."