sextillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.

Math teacher:... and after quadrillion and quintillion comes... sextillion.
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*

scoff

To steal/rip off something not of your ownership.

"Remember when you scoffed that sleeping bag from the campers village?"
"Shhhh. No one knows"