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A white person who works at Nabisco.
"I am a cracker and I make crackers."
Way that All Canadians pronounce ABOUT, but piss and moan about it saying they don't.
Even though they do.
Always.
Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?
Average American who knows better: yessss.....
What ALL Canadians say, even though they piss and moan that they don't.
It's supposed to be ABOUT, asshole!
Canadian who thinks he is clever: You idiot, we don't really say that.
Average American who knows better: What is it you don't say?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Aboot.
Average American who knows better: Ahomosayswhat?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: What?
Average American who knows better:
Aww, I got some gum on my pants.
Canadian who thinks he is clever:
Where?
Average American who knows better: What's the capital of China?
Canadian who thinks he is clever: Um... Beijing?
An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.
"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"
Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.
Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.