Antimatter

Antimatter is something that doesn't matter at all.

Guy one: Hey man, my girlfriend has bought this awesome new sweater!!!
Guy two: Come on man, stop bothering me with you useless antimatter.

Foodbook

When you are on a certain site where you are supposed to impress people with pictures you post about your life and those pictures turn out to be the food you eat.

- Hey Joe, why did you unfriend Brad?
- I was tired of looking at his Foodbook...

FYE

For Your Entertainment.

A 'parody' on FYI.

No information will follow, you will merely be entertained by the latter.

subject: kitties
to: john@important_company.com

FYE

Hey John,

thought you'd like this nice ensemble of photo's of kitties,

yours truly,

Emma

(a nice ensemble of photo's of really nice kitties)