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designated developer

When a team of software developers have a night out on a weekday, there is one designated not to get drunk so that he/she can work successfully the next morning.

Stuart: Why isn't Steve drinking tonight?
Josh: He's the designated developer

by shukii March 22, 2011


Olympic Rings Sex Challenge

A sexual challenge where each ring colour represents a different activity:

Blue: Sex in water
Red: Sex on her period
Black: Anal Sex
Green: Sex outside
Yellow: Sex involving urine

Me and the girlfriend wanted to spice up our relationship, so we attempted the olympic rings sex challenge

by shukii June 25, 2010


wired in

In the moment whilst programming. When you are in full swing and a distraction would be a really bad thing to happen.

John: Steve, ask Luke if he wants to come to the pub.
Steve: I wouldn't, he's wired in atm!

by shukii October 22, 2010