Law of Thermoscrewing

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.

Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.

Modern Times

Any time after the creation of Spongebob SquarePants.

David: Hey, don't you remember how awesome Rocket Power was?
Patrick: Rocket Power?? That isn't even important because it was before Modern Times.