Panty Saddle

A maxi pad, especially one with wings.

If you're going to the store, would you pick me up some panty saddles?

Uni-Lez

A lesbian couple that look, act and/or dress alike, thus morphing into one entity.

Lo, "Are you wearing that shirt out?"

Bee, "Yeah, why?"

Lo, "It's too similar to mine, we look like a uni-lez."