crapelago

A crap large enough and of the proper consistency to accrete in a mountainous form whose peak emerges above the surface of the toilet bowl water like some uninhabited island.

After Burrito Tuesday, Jim made a crapelago at work. People went home early.

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

Mmartist

Participant in Mixed Martial Arts. Less annoying than saying 'mixed martial artist'. Looks misspelled, which contributes to the (accurate) belief that Mmartists and their fans are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers.

Lesnar has to be in the top 10 Mmartists of all time.