Serious Stepper

A male (usually under the age of 24) that insists on shuffling at raves and wearing the brightest nike top you’ve ever seen. You are most likely to find one at a Solid Grooves event shouting FUCK OFF at Michael Bibi.

Joe: Lad what the fuck are you doing

Liam: I’m just a serious stepper

Green Velvet

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself

Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*