one forth your age minus one

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness

Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...

Texas

1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...

girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!