flap attack

to violently flap ones penis all up and around anothers face, prefferibly a sleeping or disabled person.

go flap attack that stationary motherfucker!

happy harold

to paint your ass up like a clown and go to a renisance fair.

lets go to a renisance fair fine let me get my happy harold on.

shammy

an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut

eww whats that?" "go get the shammy

brown box

to take a steamy shit in a box and give it to someone as a gift.

dammit i forgot to get henry a gift." "just give him a brown box.

homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today