Batwing

Labia that is pulled/stretched out and is gray in color.

After watching Dr. 90210 I don't feel so self conscious about my batwing!

BPL

Big Pussy Lip - One abnormally large labia.

These jeans are so tight that a blind man can read my BPL!

Certifiable

(adj) Completely NUTS. Past the point of "ticking". Ready to flip OUT.

Oh shit! That chick's been off her meds for a few days now! She's certifiable!

Roast Beef with Cheese

(noun) A dirty, stank vagina with long, stretched out, gray labia usually from being worn the hell OUT. A high probabiltiy of being a carrier for multiple STDs.

Bitch, please...you need to take 'yo nasty Roast Beef with Cheese to the clinic and get some antibiotics!

Ticking

Being pissed off past the point of insanity. On the verge of flipping OUT and kicking ass.

Sue found out her boyfriend cheated on her! That bitch is TICKING!