Buffalo

Forget it if you're not Polish

Buffalo is so polski.

Wilkes-Barre

Ethnic city-ette in Luzerne County, PA. Better than Scranton. Only prob is, nobody seems to know how to pronounce the name of this damn place.
Wilkes-Bar? Wilkes-Baar? Wilks-Barry?
Who knows?

We're passing Wilkes-Barre on your right.

Indianapolis

A big nothing stuck in the middle of nowhere.

Indianoplace. Nuff said.

deathburgers

Any hamburger or cheeseburger coming from White Castle. You have some, and just have enough time to get home before the runs start.

Let's go and get a bag of deathburgers from White Castle.

turdball

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

Northeast

The most sophisticated, erudite, educated and cultured areas of the United States. Ethnically diverse, with major universities and institutions of art and music. Urbane to the nth degree. Encompassing the District of Columbia and the States of Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine.

Tour the Northeast and get a positive experience and education.