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The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!
The hand that never gets laid.
I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.
What poor people snort.
"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."
The cheap way to say penis online without actually saying penis.
Did I just say penis? Oh my god that guys said penis!!
For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.
Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!
What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.