biglongdabong

Used as a adjective/noun
coined by Stokes

What is in Stokes' pants.

def

Short form of "definitely", as it flows a lot better and can be said much quicker.

Ray: Would you tap that?
Geoff: Def not!

ridic

The proper (and more efficient) way to say the word "ridiculous."

Dave: What'd you think of that basketball game?
Roy: Those were some ridic dunks

ken jennings

The guy who has been on jeopardy for over a month and has won over a million dollars, more than anyone in the whole history of the show.

Ken Jennings plays again at 3. Will he get beat today?

poss

A short form of the word "possibly", as this word has far too many syllables.

Note: Do not use as a short form for "possible", or you will sound like a bitchass.

Jimmy: Did you poke that girl in the ass?
Mark: Poss....

wich

Short form of the word sandwich, which has way too many sillables.

That's a nice looking wich you've got there