gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

GBJ

Gothic Blowjob

I'd sure like a GBJ from her.

AuthZ

Computer term abbreviation for Authorization. See also AuthN

The mod_auth project provides authn and authz modules for the apache httpd.

fuckability

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

ping me

Typically said on IRC when someone wants to find out how fast their internet response is. People reading this should then PING the person requesting.

<luser> Arg! my network sucks this morning.
<luser> ping me
/ctcp luser ping
luser PING reply: 84 secs

value added

Something added in addition to a product to make it appear better value for money.

Windows 98 had many value added utilities on its CD in the VALUEADD directory.

execs

Abbreviation of executives.

The execs are really pushing us hard this time of year.