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raar

Expressing your wild or sexy side before going in for the kill (foreplay).

Said with the rolling of the tongue 'R' sound and usually making claw-like gesture with the hand/s to imitate a TIGER-R-R!

Person 1: Raar
Person 2: Bedroom...NOW!

by sunshiyong December 07, 2010


keep digging

'keep digging' refers to when someone has just said something embarrasing or awkward and they are trying to get themselves out the situation by backpeddaling but they are just making the situation worse.

for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up

Frank: Hey when's the baby due?
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.

by sunshiyong November 23, 2010


Kung Fu high

The feeling one has after watching a movie containing martial arts fight scenes, leaving the viewer endowed with special martial arts abilities and the strong desire to practice them on someone.

The words 'Do not try this at home' do not make sense to someone who is on a Kung Fu high.

People on a Kung Fu high usually create their own sound effects when they kick or punch.

Those on a Kung Fu high more often than not, do NOT possess the power of Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee but in their mind they are true Kung Fu masters.

Jack: Waaaa feel my Bruce Lee one-inch punch. WaPow!
Lee: Uh oh, looks like Jack's on a Kung Fu High.

by sunshiyong November 30, 2010


Johnette

A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...

Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010


Awkward

A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.

Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.

for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging

John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward

by sunshiyong November 23, 2010


You Philistine

A quip or remark at the expense of someone considered to possess little or no culture or intelligence. It's usually made by nerds, geeks or prudish females.

The remark is often made as an insult by someone who is disapproving of a persons actions or crude or primitive comments etc

However, ironically the intended insult often confuses the recipient and therefore is mistakenly taken as a compliment. Thus it's not uncommon for the recipient to respond with "thank you".

Un-civilized man sitting with at a bar with two girls. He tries hitting on one girl way out of his league, by groping her to which the other girl shouts (in defence of her friend) "You Philistine!".

"Thanks" he replies only to have his face slapped by the girl he groped and the contents of her drink poured over his head.

by sunshiyong November 24, 2010


Ground swallow me up

Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.

While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.

for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging

Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up

by sunshiyong November 23, 2010