same shit different bathroom

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

call off duty

When your girl's giving you head but you tell her to stop because you have a kill streak in call of duty

Girl: Babe why isn't this turning you on?
Guy: I have a kill streak in cod right now. Got to call off duty.

netlix

The way of inviting that girl who is dtf over really late to "watch netflix"

Guy: Want to come over right now? My parents are asleep, we can watch netflix
Girl: It's 11 and I never know if i'm coming over for netflix or netlix...