cabbage babbage

The lowest quality of marijuana known to mankind.

Often characterized by the presence of lots of stems and seeds.

Also known as poop weed.

Peddler: "Hey man want a half sack of this dank?"

Thoughtful Consumer: "I don't want no flake ass cabbage babbage!"

The Entity

A superfluous being, known only as the Entity.

You know not of the Entity.

Chad: "Hey man did you hear about the Entity? What were they talking about?"

Steve: "YOU KNOW NOT OF THE ENTITY!!!"

Chad: "Dude are you alright?"

Steve: "Shut the fuck up man."