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Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."
When you piss out your asshole
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain
The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
When someone's butt hangs down pretty low.
"Big bottoms, big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!"
One of the coolest quotes ever.
"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."
"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"
This neat adventure game that came out in early 1990, created by David P. Gray. I used to play that shit when I was little. It was followed by "Hugo Whodunit?" and "Jungle of Doom." And then he made "Nitemare-3D," the 3d shooter which stared Hugo. Fun stuff!
"You've never played 'Hugo's House of Horrors'?!?! No fucking way! That game rules nuts!!!"