sold you

80's New Zealand slang.
Means "psyche" or "burrrrn"

Can be shortened to just "sold".

Literal meaning would be "I sold you on my trick".

Free Beer!

huh? where?

SOLD YOU!

mare

Short for "nightmare".
Bad luck.
Unfortunate circumstances.

Usually "having a mare".

Having a bad day - "Dude, I'm having a MARE!"

Watching sports on TV - "Oh, man, Yao Ming's having a MARE!"

vlogger

Video Blogger - One who records a video blog.

A vlog or video blog is a blog (short for weblog) which uses video as the primary content

I record a video diary and put it on the web - I'm a vlogger!

earwigging

Eavesdropping.

I believe I first heard this in a Goon Show (british radio comedy from the '50's)

Oi! Quit earwigging on my conversation!