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"he said to arks him an' he would borrow me his stolen credit card, innit.
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation
brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel
this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.
"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"
1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.
1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.
ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture
lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster