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queer as a three dollar bill

Older term that means extremely strange but is usually heard in reference to a gay person. There never was a three dollar bill...thus the rarity.

Hey Rufus, whatever happened to that guy down the street who always wore pink?

I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!

by thedzone October 07, 2009


Curmudgeon

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!

That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!

by thedzone September 22, 2009


marvy

1950s term short for marvelous. fantastic, awesome.

Sounded cool in the 50s now it will get you killed.

student #1 1959: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 1959: Marvy!
student #1 1959: cool

student #1 2009: How do you like my new shoes?
student #2 2009: Marvy!
student #1 2009 You're dead!

by thedzone October 08, 2009


barker

1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.

1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!

by thedzone August 07, 2010


Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.

Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?

by thedzone October 04, 2009


shitty wok

New nickname for any crappy Asian restaurant: Based on the South Park restaurant City Wok...pronounced " shitty wok " by the owner.

Have you ever eaten at Ching Chong Chinaman?

Hell no! That's a shitty wok!!!

by thedzone October 10, 2009


Super Slide

Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits.

Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Ok!
Here we go!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

by thedzone October 12, 2009