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deer truffles

Tulip bulbs.

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.

by thistlebottom April 18, 2010


smugnacious

Smugnacious is a portmanteau combining smug and pugnacious--hence, arrogant and punitive.

As toxic people go, smugnacious people are some of the worst.

by thistlebottom October 25, 2022


smugnacious

noun adjective
A portmanteau combining smug and pugnacious.

It is hard to find a pic of Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis where he does not look smugnacious.

by thistlebottom September 23, 2022


smugnacious

Smugnacious is a portmanteau combining smug and pugnacious--hence, arrogant and punitive.

As toxic people go, smugnacious people are some of the worst.

by thistlebottom October 09, 2022


block-away

A block-away is a person who is so butt-ugly that they only stop hurting you eyes when they get a block away.

I was looking at the state police website of convicted sex offenders in my neighborhood. Yikes! 80- to 90 percent of them are block-aways.

So are you saying that the ugly made them do it?

Maybe. Ugly is lonely, and maybe the lonely made them do it.

Well, it’s a theory.

by thistlebottom March 28, 2011


Duggar

noun

The head hypocrite. A duggar not only rails against behaviour he gleefully does in private, but he leads the parade against said behaviour.

In Psychoanalysis there is a defense mechanism called reaction formation where a person behaves in an opposite way to his private behaviour, which is fueled by a repressed impulse. The duggar, however, is conscious of and delights in the forbidden private behaviour.

The orders of magnitude are thus: There is denial; reaction formation is denial on steroids; being a duggar is reaction formation on steroids.

Larry Craig was, for the most part, a hapless guy in denial, but Ted Haggard was a full-blown duggar.

hypocrite denial reaction formation

by thistlebottom September 05, 2015


religioso

A person who spends every waking moment possible focused on their faith. Plural: religiosos

I suspect the religiosos hate evolution because evolution is leaving them behind.

by thistlebottom January 04, 2014