Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

sphygmomanominator

A large, Austrian body builder/actor who takes your blood pressure. Your blood pressure is measured in mm/Hg/badassness

Sylvester Stallone: Hey, Jean-Claude. Would you know how I can get my blood pressure taken?
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Sure, Sly. Just call up our friendly neighborhood sphygmomanominator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I AM DA SPHYGMOMANOMINATOR!!! RAWL!!! I'LL BE BACK WITH SOME MEDIAL EQUIPTMENT!!!

baguedo

Literally: A stick figure with the head of a loaf of bread, who enjoys fiestas and maraca music.

Metaphorically: Someone who resembles a stick figure with the head of a loaf of bread, who enjoys fiestas and maraca music.

Timothy- Hey Jimbo. Why are you dancing to shitty latin music?

Jimbo- I dunno, Timothy. I'm just being a real baguedo right now.

Daniel Crippen- Good.