schmillion

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

vowels

the letters a, e, i, o, u, and occationally y.

"omg. i <3 vowels. they make up words"

mommyrageous

one who has a mother who just can't pry her fingers off her baby.

"robert is so mommyrageous, he can't even go to the cinema without his mum!"

knork

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!