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Terraria

Short definiton:

A 2D side-scroller game that came before Minecraft and yet is often seen as a rip-off of it. It has a bunch of different enemies to hack to bits, so there's that.

Some man: Dude there's a new Terraria update with like a bagillion new enemies!
Dude: *To Some Man, Some Dude, and Some Guy* and Let's get this bread, squad.

by warrobotsalt February 03, 2019


Hoe

A tool used for farming, however beware the misinterperetation that could ensue should you use this out of very specific context.

Some guy: Hey, let’s craft a hoe!
Other guy: WTF you be saying?
Some guy: Sigh...

by warrobotsalt February 23, 2018


Minecrafting

Minecrafting is the act of presently playing Minecraft. Usually this involves useless singleplayer playing or playing on a server called Mineplex. It also has a tendency to induce video game addiction.

The 9-year old armies from PewDiePie and TSeries alike can usually be caught doing this when friends aren't around.

Hey, want to continue our rad Minecrafting from yesterday?

by warrobotsalt February 03, 2019


fuckin stupid

When you don't got time for putting a G at the end of fucking and also feel like someone is stupid

That guy's so fuckin stupid, he thinks he won't get caught smh

by warrobotsalt August 11, 2019


Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 03, 2019


Stephen Takowsky

The portent winds blew with fury over the brackish waters, an ignis fatuus hovering over the horizon, a symbol of something to come. The gales thundered through the swamps, an electricity in the air. An ominous howl began to sound as shapes took form in the hollow. Darkness bled onto the surface of the scape, as the winds continued to ravage the land. Suddenly, a mysterious chant began and hooded figures appeared, lurking in the shadows, manifestations of some nightmare that could not be escaped from. The chant began to build. The trees were ripped from their roots and sent flying. The waters whipped up into towering waves. The catastrophe increased and increased, and the intensity built and built until it all became too much for the world to bear! With a flash, everything dissapeared, leaving but a smoky crater in the center of what was once a luscious place full of life. A figure emerged. A figure named Stephen Takowsky. MGT was born.

God bless Stephen Takowsky

by warrobotsalt March 17, 2023


Headass

When you accidentally misspell deadass and it creates quite the confusion confusion

This man: Dude this guy needs some milk, headass.
That guy: Dude, wtf 😂

by warrobotsalt August 10, 2019