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Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 03, 2019


Asperger Syndrome

Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM

Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.

My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.

by warrobotsalt February 02, 2019


Ethoslab

A Youtuber who possibly holds the longest Minecraft Let's Play series of all time, with the first episode of his 101-episode first season having aired on December 17, 2010. Due to major changes to world generation and game mechanics, he started his second season on September 17, 2011 at episode 102, and the season is still running all the way to the present. In total, the series spans 557 episodes over 10 years, 1 month, and 3 days at the time of writing.

Ethoslab is also very talented with redstone, and invented devices such as the now ubiquitous Hopper Clock, the EnderPorter quick travel device, and others. In survival, he has also taken on such ambitious projects as the Nexus, a searchable storage system which allows input and output of specific items via a hex keypad, and Wilson, a Tamagotchi pet in Minecraft which has age, hunger, happiness, sickness, and weight that need to be monitored.

Ethoslab is also well-known in the community for being a former member of the Mindcrack SMP, and now currently plays on the Hermitcraft SMP. He's been cited as an inspiration for MrBeast's success (check the comments sections of Etho's earliest Let's Play episodes), has an extremely loyal fanbase, and still creates the same-old, classic family-friendly form of Minecraft content that he's always made (just beware his frequent yo mama jokes in the first season). His content is great to watch when cooling off and taking a break. Give it a try, and don't forget to bring your snacks!

Dude, have you watched Ethoslab's latest video? It's so cool! He didn't tell us how he got the llamas to walk around Sandy City though...

by warrobotsalt January 20, 2021


Terrara

A common, and sometimes intentional misspelling of Terraria.

Player 1: Are you free for some video games tomorrow?
Player 2: Yeah, how about some Terrara?

by warrobotsalt February 13, 2018


porn

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.

by warrobotsalt February 03, 2019