I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

Math

(abb.) Mental abuse to human.

i f-king hate Math.

Texting

(n.) Modern romance at it's finest.

dude, if she's texting you, reply, like, please

True Love

(n.) someone who can tolerate you when you're hungry.

dude, i wish i had True Love :(

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

(int.) I still don't understand.

i really don't, i just say "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" cause i don't wanna seem dumb TT

Coffe

(n.) A legal drug.

dude i need a Coffe, like rn

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3